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My favourite German news stories...
Animals
Psychologist treats chickens
Cat receives TV licence demand
German man charged with teaching dog Hitler salute
Germans banned from killing ants
Beer & Sausages
Free beer and sausages could have rigged election
Power sausage will keep German beer drinkers awake
Man drank enough to kill himself - then drove home
Chocolate sausage wins the day
Inventions
Inventor comes up with banana lunchbox
German brothers invent internal handbag light
Motoring
Speeding motorist was playing the flute
Lorry driver shunted Smart car down mway
Tourist terrified by 100mph tow
German motorists told not to brake to save a dachshund
155mph Porsche driver was checking shares in newspaper
Customer drinks petrol from pumps
Call for traffic lights to sing like birds
Plane lands on Porsche
Music
Violinists want pay rise for playing more notes
Musicians to play concert in lift
Harsh
Man fired after being stranded on mountain top
Civil servant snubs cleaner mum
Germans have too much time off
German stroke victim can only speak English
Germans blamed for Viking invasion
Misc
Church rewrites bible in feminist language
German crowned world beard champion
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